Dingo is a very special pet. He is a constant source of entertainment and aggravation. He does a lot of stuff and comes equipped with many features. Some of his features include an auto-return mode. When we go for a hike, Dingo runs ahead a little way and then stops and returns to make sure our group is intact. He doesn’t like it if he can’t see us, so he is constantly running back and smashing into our legs because it is important for him to have physical contact. He also has a learning mode. Dingo is ALWAYS in learning mode. The on/off switch for learning mode is stuck in the on position. Recently we started using a bark collar on him because his alarm feature is always going off. The collar shoots out a fine mist of citronella whenever he barks. It worked for about a week. He barked, the collar sprayed, he looked confused, and stopped barking. The learning feature quickly kicked into high gear and now we have a dog that runs up to us, tilts his head back ever so slightly, then barks so the citronella mist sprays directly at us. He will bark at us until it is empty. Along with those features, he does other wonderful things like eats my panties, licks my flip-flops until they are soaked, hunts Chubs endlessly (he thinks we don’t know what he is doing when he goes upstairs to “get a drink of water”), he conveniently locates his face into any plate or bowl on the table, and he believes it is his job to herd the English mastiff who outweighs him by over 120 pounds. He will drag a whole giant-size package of toilet paper out of the bathroom and invite the other dogs to help him shred all of it in the living room while we are gone. All of the dogs are very pleased to show us their decorating skills when we return home. Most dogs would hide or tuck their tails. Not ours. You will never see three dogs that are more pleased with themselves than our bunch! Dingo is a very helpful pet too. He will happily sort and shred the mail for us. Unfortunately he will often take it off of the counter before we have had a chance to read any of it. He is not a snuggly pet. He is very stiff and robotic and waddles when he walks, and really, he just wants to bite water, chase his ball, chew a bone, and bark at cows. That’s it.
Yes, Dingo is a multi-featured pet that tries our patience constantly and creates a new problem as soon as one is solved, but we love him very much and are thankful to have such a comical pet to keep us laughing…and crying…and…DINGO!…are those my panties?!!